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April 21, 2012
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  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
  • Sadly, Brazilian Corp is jusst like that, but is also mixed with lots of Bureaucratism.
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April 04, 2012
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My mum and sister are having an argument about what 1D, 2D and 3D actually are

raven-raspera:

It would be interesting to listen to except it’s actually just really annoying because neither of them can figure out what exactly they are because they were taught different things or something.

*shrug*

1D: only one dimension, generally is taken as “length”, this would define a line, which has ONLY length.

2D: two dimensions, in generally they are “length” and “height”. This would define a plane, or a 2D geometrical figure, such as a square, triangle, circle, etc.

3D: length, height and depth. This defines space, and contains any 3D object.

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March 12, 2012
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I forgot to mention I’m finding this very veryyy boring atm

HS first act is the most boring to read. You will only really know if you’ll keep reading when you reach act 2. I personally had to try to read act 1 twice.

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March 06, 2012
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February 19, 2012
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fuzzlesan:

octosmagiccastle:

Completed Octoloid version of World’s End Dancehall!

I think the voice was smoothed out a bit from the last version, too.

Download here

(Octoloid by Kitka and AbstractCactus)

TRICIA FINDS OCTOLOID XDDDDDDDDDDD

KITKA AND MAKKU ARE AMAZING

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February 16, 2012
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"Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit."

— My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via eternallyinthetardis)

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February 14, 2012
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Also did everyone know…

raven-raspera:

I speak Portuguese like a Japanese person trying to speak Portuguese. My accents are the best accents.

Let’s spread this, so the world knows XD

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February 14, 2012
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raven-raspera:

And then I got distracted by adorable accents stuff on Twitter.

Oh yeah, you did~~ ;)

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January 11, 2012
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yue-notebook:

blazepyron:

I will literally punch something.

I had the mix of this fucking ready and everything.

I just needed Oliver.

Fuck my entire life.  I’m going to bed.

I would enjoy this song more if you cover it Blaze…

But please… with a deeper voice.

this high-pitchness is SO FRICKING ANNOYING! >__>;; sorry, but I dislike the voices going this high… I feel it unnatural.

MY EARS HURT WITH THIS PITCH!

And, yeah… we need a deeper voice for this song, to compensate OLIVER. What about… KAEN? /shot

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January 05, 2012
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